
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Super Metroid. You’re this blond chick who is on a planet for some reason killing all of the wild life. Also your main enemy is a space dragon and it steals baby face sucky thingies.
Battlefield 3’s just another generic COD clone except you’ve got destroyable buildings that can kill you too.
Portal 2, you play as some dumb silent chick, and run through holes in the wall talking to crazy robots

